Why I Deserve All This Love and Affection (I do)
I deserve all of this simply because I am a hedgehog. That makes me the cutest, most lovable creatures on earth. And it is not just me that deserves this, but all hedgehogs. I remind my slave of this every day. (especially when she has to clean out my wheel....hehehehe) For this reason, all you slaves out there, take good care of your hedgie! Remember to give me, at the very least, an hour of love a day, even if it is just my sleeping on your lap while you make silly web-pages like this one. (I have been here supervising the whole time during the creation of this page)
Also, I love my slave back. I won't admit I like her most of the time, cause I have to keep her in her place, but sometimes I do. I like her petting me, and handling revolting bugs just to make me happy, and all the other things she does for me. I even like her despite the fact that she gives me baths. Ick!
You too can enter the wonderful world of being a hedgie slave. Make sure you do your homework though before you take one of us home, and we will love you back for it. :) If you already are a hedgie slave, thank you for taking the time to take care of us. You will be rewarded well. (but never forget we run the show....hehehe)
Thyme the Hedgehog
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